Football In Kekistan

Football (or Soccer), until fairly recently was not considered to be a major sport within Kekistan, as it was considered 'too Normie' an activity to be taken seriously, with Memeing and Sh*tposting being considered more of a Kekistani activity.

However, with Normies having no culture of their own and latching onto and leeching from the more established English and European football clubs for their blogs and video posts for their own fame and upvotes, in 2014 after the great Farage Uprising the desire to create a more organic and homegrown football club within Kekistan took hold and opinions changed from 'this is too Normie' to 'actually, this is a fun idea which will give Kekistan a name within the beautiful game.'

A Kekistan league was briefly considered, but as Kekistani's prefer to unite behind one cause (WWG1WGA) it was decided that Kekistan FC would be formed in 2016. It was decided that matches would not be played against the neighbouring Normies nor Cucks, but that an application would instead be made to the English FA at Wembley Stadium to ask if they could join the English Non-League System at Step 6 using the 'Guernsey Principle' of joining the Combined Counties First Division. The 'Guernsey Principle' meant that both the Channel Islands of Guernsey and Jersey have representation within Non League whilst not officially being part of the United Kingdom and in time a similar principle will apply to the Isle of Man should they put forward a team to play in the English Non-League System.

Their application was considered and a place in the Combined Counties First Division was granted for 2016. A new stadium was swiftly built in the newly established city of Kekkad, on the Sargonian Plains near Castle Dankula on the Dank Memes Salt Delta and was named Berkeley Park in honour and tribute to the Battle of Berkeley. The capacity is 16000 seated and is currently the largest stadium within Kekistan. As part of the development of Kekistan FC, a new Training Facility called the Trump Park Training Complex was built nearby which will also house the 'Tadpoles' (Youth Team Development Centre).

On January 21 2017, Kekistan FC won promotion to the Combined Counties Premier League after beating Cove FC (Hampshire) 3-1 at Oak Court Farm in front of 2500 watching fans.

Club Information:

Board of Directors/Those In Charge: Alex Jones (Chairman), Carl Benjamin, Milo Yiannopoulous, Markus Meechan, Paul Joseph Watson, Yeest McFouster

Manager: Pepe Guardiola (also known as 'Credible Threat' on YouTube - his channel hosts the Kekistan FC updates)

Assistant Manager: Lee Kemp

Goalkeeper Coach: Ian Harper

Fitness Coach: Adam Reynolds

Chief Doctor: Wayne North

Head Physiotherapist: Chris Ashcroft

Chief Scout: Joel Wharton

Player Scout: Ben Carling

Data Analysts: Tom Moxey (Chief) and David Inglethorpe (Assistant)

Under 18s (Tadpoles) Management: Scott Woodley (Manager) and Rod Gibbons (Coach)

Head of Sports Science: Martin Bond

Team:

Goalkeepers: Ian Roberts, Paul Vaughan, Craig Marshall

Defenders: Gavin Owen, Steve Price, Lee Dobson, Jason Shaw, Phil Thomas, Ryan Cooper, Matthew Anderson, Andrew Gibbs

Midfielders: Andrew Jones, Darren Nuttall, Wayne Young, Stuart Keane, James Ingram, Adam Bennett, Simon Evans, Mark Quinn

Strikers: Chris Webster, Dominic Ford, Gareth Hill, Scott Lewis

Club Captains: Phil Thomas (Captain) and Darren Nuttall (Vice Captain)

Colours:

(Home) Green, White and Black Shirts, Black Shorts, Green and Black Hooped Socks, Black Trim

(Away) Purple, Green and White Shirts; Purple Shorts, Purple and Green Hooped Socks, White Trim

All updates on Kekistan FC will be shown at:

☀https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs1vpXCeQDL2Z6W9JNPkRTA