Origins and History of Ancient Kekistan

We know that the first Kekistani settlers arrived around the land of Egypt around 5,500 years ago. Archaeologists studying the area have determined that kekistans history was directly intertwined with ancient Eygpt, specifically the ununited kingdoms around the Nile. There is much evidence of trade with the kekistani nation in Italy and in other ancient cultures, such as Summer. The kekistani's practice kekism, a religion far superior to Islam. At the forefront of this religion is the almighty Kek, who bestowed 5 aspects of Kek upon his people:

Mischief

Enlightenment

Merriment

Edification

Shitposting

This is the process in where memes manifest in our world. This can also be called “Meme Magic” which was the main magic art form practiced by warlocks at the time. The second main part of this religion is Pepe, Keks almighty prophet who takes the mortal shape of a frog. This is the reason why the kekistanis are fond of the color green. While many religions have negative reinforcement as their central tenant, kekism has positive reinforcement as its main focus, rather than absolving sin, kekism focuses on procuring keks. The more keks one would procure, the more enlightened they would become. This process was known as kekanomics. This had practical effects as if the memes pleased kek, he would give the nation bountiful harvest. Stories tell that Sargon of Akkad came across this nation and ended up sparring them. Although no one knows why, it is said a pact was made. Kekistan had many neighbors such as Normistan, The Anime Commonwealth, Cuckistan, and many others. Among the Cuckistan legions the most powerful was the Sarkesianites, that rose some 5,300 years ago. They cared little for individual rights or freedoms and were the sworn enemies of kekistan. After many unsuccessful attempts at invasion, one final Sarkesianite invasion destroyed kekistan for good. Eventually all nations there would fall to the caliphates of peace. And so ended the empire of kekistan. But fear not! For many modern day descendants of kek still exist and are fighting the cuckistan hordes. Free your self from society and join with kekistan today!