Honkler Burgers

Uncle Pepe's Honkler Burgers are already a staple food of Kekistan, despite only being commercially available since the founding of the city of Kekkad.

The Honkler Burger factory in Kekkad is the only industry in the area which does not feature Meme Farming nor Salt Mining, and was opened in 2014 as a business venture of The Deplorables.

Each Honkler Burger is made from reclaimed and reconstituted Social Justice Warriors whom, after a major triggering episode, explode leaving behind their salty remnants - an issue which blighted many cities around the world who soon got fed up of having to go to Spatula City all the time to remove them from the pavements/sidewalks etc. Thus, these places become free of SJW's... at least until the next outrage!

Under agreement, the remnants are shipped in from all across the world to Kekkad Port via the Dank Memes Salt Delta and are then unloaded before being taken by train direct to the Honkler Burger Factory. The remnants are deep cleaned, processed, pulped, pulverised, pureed and prepared for stock across Kekistan. As the Burgers are naturally self-salting, they have a very unique taste and are loved by young and old across Kekistan.

Honkler Burgers sponsor Kekistan FC and a Honkler Burger with Boomer Juice is a must at every home match!